Where is he?!???!?!??!?!?

One of the blogspot websites we visit daily is www.laurensbite.blogspot.com, and sadly she has lost her beloved Pocket Edward. he is in danger AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
he has to be found!

If you have any information call us on 1300 crime stoppers
or contact us on
JaJa-netball-lover@hotmail.com
or
Lyshie-dishie@hotmail.com


:( Ja n Lysh

Edward Effect, Why he is raising the bar for all human relationships

Ok well, I was randomly flicking though my new copy of 'Girlfriend' magazine where readers have replaced the normal people that write stories (I would like to say a big thanks to the girl that replaced Rob in the music section, A whole page of Taylor Lautner?? THANKYOU!) and one of the reader wrote about something called the 'Edward Effect' Which has been defined as: "The phenomena in which a fictional character is so ridonkulously swoon-worthy, he causes all read guys to be a total disapointment for any girl who has read about and/or watched him." And the man who fits into all of that (and the 'Edward Effect') is....Edward Cullen, (WOW shocker) and it drones on about how he has 'single-handedly destroyed all hope of any guy living up to his girlfriends expectations' which we all knew anyway. So a big thankyou to my favorite magazine telling us all the reasons why many males do not live up to our expectations and for giving us a reason to say 'Edward Effect'.

xoxo Lysh

Random Overload

Ok I have offcially found the funniest interview in the history of ever!! With *drumroll starts) ROBERT PATTINSON!! here it is:

NEW YORK — Here at MTV News, we employ many highly trained journalists who have made it their life's mission to perfect the skill of the interview. But we're never too highfalutin' to remember that, sometimes, the best answers don't come from research, skill and experience, but rather spontaneity, eagerness and the good old-fashioned desire of a fan to simply geek out.
With that in mind, we recently recruited 19-year-old "Twilight" superfan Laura Culpepper to once again reunite with heartthrob Robert Pattinson as he gets ready to finally unveil his film to a loyal army of Twilighters all over the world just like Laura... So, take it away, Laura ...

Laura Culpepper: All right, Rob: Edward [Cullen] obviously has some large flaws, but he is really in touch with them. What would you say is your biggest flaw?

Robert Pattinson: I don't know if I should say. Well, I don't know if they are large. Who's to say if they are large or not? Flaws? I had quite big claws yesterday, but I cut them off. Is that a reasonable answer to the question?

Culpepper: All right. [Laughs.] If you could collaborate with any musician, dead or alive, who would it be?

Pattinson: If I could collaborate with any musician ... James Brown.

Culpepper: James Brown? I love him. Your co-stars Kellan [Lutz] and Nikki [Reed] recently accused you of running like a mountain goat. How do you feel about that?

Pattinson: A mountain goat? [Laughs.] I would have said that I run more like a cheese string.

Culpepper: Is it goat cheese?

Pattinson: Yes, it's a goat-cheese string. What does a mountain goat run like? That is much more athletic than the way I run. I run like a person who has just had their limbs sewn together. I'm not even like a human.

Culpepper: OK. [Laughs.] So, Kellan likes Runts and Cam [Gigandet] loves the Skor Bar ...

Pattinson: Runts?

Culpepper: Yeah, they're, like, these tiny little candies, like, sour. What's your favorite candy?

Pattinson: I don't like candy. It doesn't agree with me. I start convulsing.

Culpepper: A lot of Web sites have commented about your hair, which is under wraps today. [He was wearing a hat.] But when you usually have it [piled up], how do you make it do that?

Pattinson: Sometimes I just have to pull my own head out of my a**, you know what I mean? That's what happens! Those are the consequences.

Culpepper: Each Cullen family member has their own special trait that they bring to the table. If you could have any superhero power in real life, which one would you want?

Pattinson: Flying, obviously. Everybody wants to fly. Flying is the best.

Culpepper: The "Twilight" soundtrack was released today, with a song by you on it. How do you feel about having thousands of people suddenly exposed to your music?

Pattinson: Is it released today? I feel like a complete idiot. I wish I hadn't done it. [Laughs.] I don't know; it's kind of embarrassing. I didn't really think about it before I put it on the soundtrack, and then it's like, "Ooh!" It looks like I'm trying to be J. Lo.

Culpepper: Did you go into a studio to record specifically for the film?

Pattinson: Yeah, that's the only time I've ever been in a studio. And I literally — since I've done all that stuff — haven't picked up a guitar or even sung in the shower.

Culpepper: Really? So "Twilight" has basically ruined everything for you?

Pattinson: No. I mean, I liked recording in the studio. It's just people listening to it — that gets embarrassing.

Culpepper: Well, I've heard the song, and I liked it.

Pattinson: Oh good. But that's not how it's supposed to be, by the way. I recorded it specifically [to fit the scene and] I had to make it really quiet so it fits in the background of the scene. But the song is nothing like that. [Sarcastically] So, it's way better in reality — the way I have it in my head.

Culpepper: Speaking of music, if you could choose a band or song that encompasses your interpretation of Edward, what do you pick?

Pattinson: My interpretation of Edward? There is a composer named György Ligeti, and he did a piece called 'Requiem [for Soprano and Mezzo Soprano solo, mixed Chorus and Orchestra]'.

Culpepper: Is he Italian?

Pattinson: He's Polish, I think [Ed. Note: Ligeti is actually Austrian.] That piece, that specific piece, signifies a lot of stuff. It's the piece at the beginning of "2001: A Space Odyssey".

Culpepper: I don't think I've seen it.

Pattinson: God [laughs], you're literally such an amateur. You can just kiss that internship goodbye!

Culpepper: [Laughs.] Thank you, Rob. I love the support I'm getting here.

Pattinson: You should just quit — quit everything. You're reading off the page! Do you see me reading off a page? [Both laugh.] No, because I'm a professional.

Culpepper: I am reading off [a piece of paper]. I apologize! Publicity for the movie has been really big, from tons of TV spots, to tons of ads in L.A. How does it feel for you to be everywhere?
Pattinson: It's funny, because I really don't think the poster looks like me at all, so I'm like, "Whatever." No one really recognizes me. The only place people recognize me is in L.A., and that's pretty much it. Well, I haven't really been anywhere else.

Culpepper: Well, you were just in Rome, weren't you?

Pattinson: I was, but I was just literally going to planned mobbings. I just keep doing that. It gives you a very strange opinion of yourself. You just go to different cities everywhere and it's a series of different, planned mobbings. [Laughs.] But it's fun.

Culpepper: [Looking for the next question] Let's see ...

Pattinson: Are you on your extra [questions] yet? Your extra list? "So, what's your favorite color?"

Culpepper: What is your favorite color?

Pattinson: I don't know. Gray, maybe?

Culpepper: Did you read "Breaking Dawn" yet, the finale to the series?

Pattinson: I haven't yet. I read the beginning; I just got it the other day.

Culpepper: OK, one final question: Have you been working on anything new? Any new projects?

Pattinson: Well, I've been trying to get healthier.

Culpepper: No, I mean movies.

Pattinson: Well, [my health] is my project at the moment. I've also been trying to improve my spelling; spelling has been the big one for me.

Culpepper: So, no new movies, just spelling. You're working on your grammar.

Pattinson: Yeah, I also had to change my bank account details, and I had a parking ticket the other day — that's an ongoing project. [Laughs.] I still haven't figured out how to pay it; it's too complicated for me.

Culpepper: I think you have to mail something.

Pattinson: Yeah, it's too complicated for me. I keep ringing up [the number on the ticket], and I just get an operator and no one can say anything to help me out with that. Also, I cut my toenails as well ...

Culpepper: Oh, you did! [Laughs.]

Pattinson: And I bought some new underpants yesterday — that was another project. Because on this press tour, I forgot to pack underpants. So that was a project which I completed yesterday; I got about four pairs of underpants. I got some socks as well ... and a nail clipper, because I needed to clip my nails. Those are my projects.

Culpepper: Well, that's great, because underwear is important, man. Well, that wraps it up, Rob. [Both laugh.] Thank you so much, Rob. It's always so cool to see you.
Posted by Lauren

Taylor Lautner in Cassi Thomsons music video

Wow...






Lucky, lucky girl




wow...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8BX59vHGI

Vampires A-Z

Ok, in Twilight after Jacob tells Bella about the Big, Scary Vamp's. Bella goes on a website called 'Vampires A-Z'. Well i am pleased to inform you that i have found the site!!!!
http://www.vampiresaz.webs.com/

Make Sure you check it out!!

xoxo Alysha

P.S im sick so if i bring you delayed blog posts im sorry!

Twilight Twins!!

*Photo courtesy of TwilightGuy.com

A few months ago Two proud parents whose last name is Hale, had twins called Jasper and Rosalie. Now the the famous twins are almost five months old, their dad has sent in an update on how they are doing!:

"It’s been a long time since you’ve heard from me last. Little Jazz and Rose aren’t newborns anymore. They’ll be five months old on September 15th. They’ve grown up a lot since you last heard from me. Rosie has pale blonde hair and blue eyes like her mother. But, although Jazz inherited the same hair color as his sister, he got my green eyes. Their personalities are becoming a lot more defined as well. Contrary to what many of you might think, Rose is a very calm and mellow baby. We set her down, and she’s perfectly content to just explore whats around her (or cram it in her mouth, as the case may be).
Jazz, on the other hand is a little attention-seeker. If Sam or I aren’t holding him(or he doesn’t see Rosalie nearby), he’ll cry his lungs out until he either falls asleep or one of us breaks down and picks him up.
There’s a lot to say about the bond between twins, even if they are fraternal, like hours. Jazz and Rose can’t bear to be put in seperate cribs for the night. They’ll just keep howling until they’re together again. When our normally calm little Rose starts crying like that, you know there’s something important she needs. Boy, will that change when they get older….
There have been a few health scares, though. Nothing major, it has pretty much just been colic and new-parent jitters. I do recall one particular day when Jazz started coughing, Sam panicked and demanded that we take him to the emergency room. Not wanting to rile her up any more than she already was, I gave in and drove her and Jazz to the hospital, after dropping Rose off at her grandmother’s. The diagnosis came back, and it was nothing more than a tiny cold. Of course, we had to keep him seperated from Rose until he recovered. So that gave us a few nights of incessant howling. You’d think they were named after wolves the way those two can cry when they put their minds to it.
But, other than the crying and diaper-changing, they are the best little munchkins a dad could wish for."
Robert Hale, Proud Dad of the Twilight Twins

Aww!! How Cute!!!

xoxo Lysh

Robert Pattinson attempted to do own stunts

Robert Pattinson was eager to do it all in his first major role in a movie. Pattinson who played vampire Edward Cullen in Twilight ,wanted to do his own stunts. That was until he got hit by a car while doing so."I tried to do some of my own stunts. Some of them were pretty extreme and also my stunt double looks exactly like me."The scariest one was when I run and I put my hand out to stop this car which is racing towards me. I had practiced it a bunch of times but the car is like coming at 30 miles per hour. And I was sick on the day of shooting. I had taken antibiotics and I was really dozy and the car went off its tracks."So there I am, holding Kristen Stewart's stunt double and my timing was off because I wasn't feeling too good and the car like hit me in the face. Then I dropped her and I couldn't stop laughing.""I didn't have any injuries," Pattinson adds, "but Kristen's double could barely walk for a like a month. I felt so bad!!"That is funny isn't it?

xoxo Ja

Stupid Twilight Copy-Cats

I decided to read a book called "BloodLust and Intiation" to see if it was good. Well it wasnt and i noticed how much like Twilight it is. The only differences there are, is that its a girl vampire and male human that fall in love,and they dont get together untill the 3rd book! The rest is the same. It even had 'good' vampires and the cover and the font are the same. It is not that good a book honestly, and no offense to anyone that likes it but i dont like it at all! And now there are even more vampire love stories by authors trying to be like Stephenie Meyer, its really annoying!! But nothing will ever replace Twilight EVER!

xoxo Lysh

Twilight VS Harry Potter

Hey everyone, we have another new person, Tahlia!!!, here's here first blog!!

Ok, so the other day while i was watching Harry Potter with a friend, we made some discoveries such as: Sirius Black & Jacob Black - both turn into dogs, both last names are Black.Dumbledore' s Phoenix - Its name is Forks (where Bella moves to) and it is a Phoenix (where Bella moves from)There are both Vampires and werewolves in Harry Potter and Twilight,and for some reason Victoria reminds me of Hermione because of their wild hair.Honestly think about it, and you migh discover just how similar they really are, AND She could also be a Weasley!! Cos of her red hair!!

xoxo Tahlia

Taylor Lautner off limits, Dating Wise

Getting more muscular by the minute, Taylor Lautner's goods are definitely chiseled but off limits. At the tender age of sixteen, the Twilight star is not yet allowed to date."My dad says I can't date until I'm 28. I'm definitely hoping to negotiate that one down," Lautner told M. And when he does, holla we want prenup! We want prenup! The only thing cuter than those dimples is that Twilight money. Hey, I'm not a gold digger but...wait that's actually exactly what I am. Just not a very good one.But back to Taylor and his dating confessions. The Grand Rapids, Michigan native admits that although he sometimes balks at his strict upbringing, "My parents brought me up to have respect and not take things for granted."

xoxo Ja

THE WEREWOLF PACK IS CAST!!

FINALLY!!

ok here are the names:

Alex Meraz as Paul

Tinsel Korey as Emily Young

Chaske Spencer as Sam Uley

Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black

Tyson Houseman as Quil Ateara

Bronson Pelletier as Jared
Kiowa Gordon as Embry Call

xoxo Lysh

Happy Belated Brithday Kellan!!

Happy Belated Birthday Kellan/Emmett!!

His birthday was yesterday,so i figured i'd better write a 'Happy Birthday' message to him!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KELLAN!!

xoxo Lysh

Drew Barrymore Loses Twilight Directing Job To Juan Antonio Bayona

A director has reportedly been chosen for the third film in the hugely popular vampire series Twilight, and it's not Drew Barrymore.Summit Entertainment, the studio producing Eclipse, has tapped Spanish director Juan Antonio Bayona to direct the film and an official announcement is expected soon, Variety reports. Bayona -- a protégé of Mexican-born Guillermo Del Toro -- directed the Spanish-language horror-thriller The Orphanage and is attached to helm the upcoming thriller Hater.
xoxo Ja

Letter to Twilight/New Moon cast

Dear Twilight cast,
Please don’t get us wrong, we love you all but seriously if you wanna be alive for Breaking Dawn STOP SMOKING!!
If not for yourselves then for us, your devoted fans. Think of how heartbroken we will be if our favorite cast (ahem) is replaced because they have contracted some kind of terminal disease from smoking. No offense, but i think people do not want their children to look up to people to smoke as compulsively as you do. While we were merely searching though some New Moon photographs, we were surprised to see how many of you smoke, and how many times you are smoking through the pictures. Especially YOU Kristen Stewart. You have already been seen smoking pot, what were you 12 when you started smoking?? Honestly you practically just turned 18!
Please! We are begging you!! STOP SMOKING!! For us!!
From Total Fanpires

Vampires Breathe

Well if vampires can REALLY fast (show offs) and not take a breaths, well how can they run REALLY fast (show offs)? It’s like me swimming really fast without taking a breath. Everyone wishes they could do it well how are vampires any DIFFERENT! >=l vampires and their ‘I’m so awesome I can run really fast without taking a breath’ *high pitch voice* well can they run out of breath? How can they run?

xoxo Joanna

Do Vampires Bathe?

Ive been wondering about this for a while!

I mean, in Breaking Dawn, when Bella is hunting for her first time, it says that she gets all covered in fur and blood. Im wondering, do they have to wash??? if not then how does all the dirt and others stuff come off??? Does it kinda absorb into their skin, or have they found another way of cleaning?? I shall leave you to ponder that...

xoxo Lysh

Dakota to join the Volturi

Entertainment Weekly has confirmed that Dakota Fanning is set to star in the Twilight sequel New Moon. The actress will play Jane, a member of Italy's evil Volturi, in the anticipated movie
which opens in November.

She'll head to Vancouver to start shooting the video. Do you think Dakota will make the perfect Jane? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

xoxo Ja

NEW MOON SET PICTURES!!

I got really really excited when i saw these!!

It just kinda hit! ok...... new moon is becoming a film...........NEW MOON IS BECOMING A FILM!!!

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ok........ all good......kinda

The first picture is Robert Pattinson in his costume as Edward. (good hes finally gotton a shave)

and the 2nd picture is Kristen Stewart (Bella), Taylor Lautner (Jacob Black) and Nikki Reed (Rosalie) walking to the set.

Now Me, Jacinta and Joanna will keep you up-to-date on any more New Moon happenings and new pictures. So, just wait and see!!!

xoxo Alysha

But What if ???

Whats the point of the Cullens hunting?? or going to a pet store???cant they just breed giant Rabbits and live off them?? Or Giant horses? Or any type of animal???Its Just eaiser coz den u come to were ever u r keeping the animals and u call them all either breakfast, lunch or dinner and you go up to say lunch and go "hello Lunch, im going to eat you know" !! ha

xoxo Ja

Running With Vampires

How fast do vampires run? Im not exacly asking for a exact answer just a estimation so i know how fast to run when i meet one of them (hopefully the Cullens *crosses fingers*)

Because as a random Twilight Fan said; "I wanted to run with vampires but i couldnt keep up!"

also a little something to think about tonight which i got from Twilight-Headed :"Are there any pet stores in Forks and if so, why didn't the Cullens just get their food there?"

xoxo Lysh

Can Vampires Fart??

(This Week we added a new member to our blog: Joanna!! Heres her first blog!!)

Why don’t vampires pass gas/fart?

Like totally if they don’t eat or drink well where do they let out all the air? How funny would it be if like Emmett was in the room- Emmett: Wait, Wait a minute *BOOM*- ahahahahhaha smelly Emmett.
Though it would be funnier if Rosalie did it XD Rosalie farted!

Bella & Edward in their meadow almost about to kiss *fart* romantic dream ruined much?
*sigh* if only that could happen, like Bella having her period. Too bad Stephanie Meyer never wrote anything like that in there, it would have been hilarious.
Oh well one can only dream of EMMETT FARTING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is with that elk??

You know at the start, With the elk running away? And then Edward Catches it?

Yeah That one. Why does the elk run away? It's Edward FREAKING Cullen!! I'd be food for him too!

Stupid Elk....... he made the wrong decision.......Stupid Elk.

xoxo Lysh and Ja

When Edward Cullen Died...

It was a tragic murder of Cedric Diggory, by He Who Must Not Be Named , Let us take a couple of dots silence....................

BLOODY VOLDERMORT, he did what must not even be thought of!! What did Cedric/Edward/Robert EVER DO TO HIM!!!!!

Grr....

xoxo Lysh and Jacinta

Edward doesnt really Sparkle!!

In Twilight Movie Companion book the caption says:
"Edward Greets Bella on a rare sunny day in Forks, WA"

But if it was sunny wouldnt Edward be sparkling?????
Has anyone else spotted this???? And he wouldnt be wearing sunglasses unless it was sunny now would he?

I Think Someone should have spoken to Catherine Hardwicke!

xoxo Lysh and Jacinta

New Moon

New Moon is coming out 20 of novemeber!!! wwwwooooooo!!
Who cares if the picture above is photoshoped NO1 CARES!!!! we all want to see New Moon any way!

At Da BloodBank

Coincident??? We Think NOT! This made me laugh so much!!

Kristen PotHead

Ha, we always knew she was a pot head!

Buff with a caps "B"

Has Anyone Else noticed how much Taylor Lautners muscles are growing???

Seriously he has a 8 pack!!! I've never even heard of a 8-pack only a 6-pack!!!

Thats amazing!! Also we're young enough to say this without getting arrested HE IS RIPPED!!
(and extremely good looking!) I can not wait to see him in New Moon, its gonna be awesome!!